You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot.
…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?
I really hope so. This is good.
Seen better, but this is alright
what the actual fuck
Heh, heh, heh.
Bitch slaps from Sony.
Sony has completely redeemed themselves
Dedicated to the people struggling right now, who don’t feel worth much and don’t think they’re that great. You are stronger than you know. And you are the bravest person I know.
We actually got to the hotel last night but, it was late and we spent most of our time unpacking.
Draw yourself a heart
some practice with flash
peeing while on ur period more like
I’m sorry but I fucking died.
So did everyone on Supernatural.
GO SIT IN THE CORNER
This is the most I’ve laughed at anything on tumblr
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this